Soybeast, on the phone with her friend "Heeeey, Guurrrrrlll!" was raving about these cookies that she made using the pulp leftover from the fruits and vegetables she juiced.
Problem is, she didn't make the cookies. Her mother did. She didn't even come up with the idea. Soybeast was going to throw the pulp away.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE FUCKING COOKIES, YOUR MOTHER DID. How in the name of FUCK do you march around, proud of something you didn't do? Can I do that? Can I go to D.C. and rave about what a good job I did on the Lincoln monument? (Actually, that would be funny. I should try that.)
Either way, go fuck yourself with one of your tofu popsicles Soybeast!
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