Today it snowed out. Not too bad in relation to the last few storms we've had, but enough to make you get off your lazy ass and shovel a bit.
That is unless you're the Soybeast in which case you hide in your room pretending to look for jobs online while everybody else takes care of the snow. Then at the last minute, you put on your "gear" (All you need to do is put on your fucking boots, not "gear" Shut your fucking mouth, you fucking beast.) And come outside, asking what else needs to be shoveled.
Thanks for the "help", Soybeast. Everything's all done. But since we're playing make believe and you're pretending to help, why don't you buy a one way ticket to Go Fuck Yourself, (which I think is somewhere near Russia).
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