Soybeast, I have a word of advice for ya. When you prance about speiling off why we all need to reuse reduce and recycle, do yourself a favor and contribute, you fucking goblin.
That means your showers need to last less than 30 minutes - What exactly are you washing off? You don't work so you don't sweat. You sit in your room all day so there's no dirt on you from the outside. What exactly do you do in the course of a day that justifies a 30 minute shower? If you're trying to scrub the horrible off of you, I'm sorry to say, but it's IN you, not ON you.
Also, shut things off. You know, everything you use. The hall light, bathroom light, bathroom fan. Oh, and your radio, and multiple bedroom lights every time you leave the house for the night.
These little adjustments MAY, just MAY reduce the power use of ten moderate people.
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Showing posts with label all natural. Show all posts
Friday, January 21, 2011
It Begins
I created this blog to blow off some steam. I didn't have many options. It was either write about it or this:
Here you will read about one of the worst people in MY world. I word it that way because I haven't met people like Kim Jong Il or Oprah, in which case I would have bigger fish to fry. Instead you'll hear the rantings of one petty person complaining about an even more petty person.
Names will be changed just because that's probably what you're supposed to do.
If this seems too cryptic, you're probably right. If you're not reading this, you're better off.
That's about it for the introduction. Read on for more details.
Here you will read about one of the worst people in MY world. I word it that way because I haven't met people like Kim Jong Il or Oprah, in which case I would have bigger fish to fry. Instead you'll hear the rantings of one petty person complaining about an even more petty person.
Names will be changed just because that's probably what you're supposed to do.
If this seems too cryptic, you're probably right. If you're not reading this, you're better off.
That's about it for the introduction. Read on for more details.
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